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u/CinemaslaveJoe
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Virginity is cool, remain pure.
https://i.imgur.com/JrJiRPh.png
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u/DaylightChampion Mar 28 '23
"I don't see what the confusion is lady. My dick is 6 feet long."
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u/melperz Mar 29 '23
2 inches circumference
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u/jaxsonnz Mar 29 '23
Look at ol’ Mr light saber over here.
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u/Various_Equal2054 Mar 29 '23
Oh god! Can go all the thru her and she wouldn't feel a thing...
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u/gray_mare Mar 29 '23
like those tubes with cameras doctors use to inspect the intestines
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u/Extension-Pass6919 Mar 28 '23
"If you wanted to get on top of me, you should have brought a ladder!"
"Thank you, Captain Hindsight!"
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u/InevitableAd9683 Mar 28 '23
6 foot 2 inches, but those are two separate measurements
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u/AzazelTheUnderlord Mar 29 '23
six foot radius balls and a 2 inch erect shaft
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u/Aethpro Mar 29 '23
How are you 2 inches tall? That's gotta be difficult
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u/HalfSoul30 Mar 29 '23
It wouldn't normally be, but when you have a 6 foot cock, it's hard.
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u/incriminating_words Mar 29 '23
Sometimes it’s soft though, right…?
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u/Federal-Rhubarb-6185 Mar 29 '23
That'd be the only chance you'd have to get around with a 6 ft penis. Could you even feasibly get erect with a 2 inch body and the aforementioned penis. It would take a lot of blood to fill that thing.
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u/lilbebe50 Mar 29 '23
lol reminds me of when Cartman joins Nambla.
Dude in chat room : I’m 8 inches
Cartman : sorry I’m not into being friends with midgets
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u/mastercubez Mar 28 '23
Okay, but how big are you on the North side of the bed though?
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u/Few_Spring_9144 Mar 28 '23
I am a ball up sleeper so about 3 feet as an estimate
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u/Delicious_Subject_91 Mar 29 '23
Waaay better than those ahole diagonal sleepers that leave you 1/16th of bed.
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u/willowgrl Mar 29 '23
I’m gonna include my dog on this thread. Space stealing jerk dog.
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u/cometbaby Mar 29 '23
Space stealing jerk dog made me chuckle
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u/JackosMonkeyBBLZ Mar 29 '23
Dogs are outstanding
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u/Beautifulblueocean Mar 29 '23
My dogs snuggle me or my girlfriend and they provide warmth and are welcome.
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u/delvach Mar 29 '23
Cats.
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u/GlitterMyPumpkins Mar 29 '23
Cats have a unique relationship with physics.
Two average-sized cats can entirely push you out of a super king bed.
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Mar 29 '23
My cats use me like a clothed sushi table. If I put them next to me or under the covers, they will either leave or clamber back on my chest.
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u/WhisperDigits Mar 29 '23
The ball guy would be perfect for a diagonal sleeper.
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u/AfterEffectserror Mar 29 '23
Then you would just need one more ball guy and you would be a sleeping percentage sign…
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u/SpentTheDay Mar 29 '23
ball up sleeper
You can just say you sleep on your back, don't gotta get fancy with it.
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u/Der_BiertMann Mar 29 '23
Ain’t nothing “ball up” about that. But maybe Dracula was a “ball up” sleeper — at least in bat form.
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Mar 29 '23
If height were to vary based on location, it would be due to differences in gravitational acceleration at different locations on Earth. The equation for gravitational acceleration is:
g = G * M / r2
where:
g is the gravitational acceleration
G is the gravitational constant (6.6743 x 10-11 m3 kg-1 s-2)
M is the mass of the Earth
r is the distance between the center of the Earth and the object
The value of g varies slightly depending on the location on Earth, as the distance from the center of the Earth changes. However, the difference is very small, on the order of about 0.5% from the equator to the poles.
Assuming that a person's height was affected by changes in gravitational acceleration, the equation for the height difference would be:
Δh = h * (1 - g2/g1)
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Δh is the change in height
h is the original height
g1 is the gravitational acceleration at the original location
g2 is the gravitational acceleration at the new location
However, it's important to note that there is no evidence to suggest that a person's height would be affected by gravitational differences in this way, and any change would likely be negligible.
So If I were to guess, about 6'4"
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u/WeinMe Mar 29 '23
Wow, man, I'm really glad you took the time to write this, and I took my time reading it
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u/Ghstfce Mar 29 '23
"how big are you in bed" is the weirdest question I think I've heard
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u/Dymarob Mar 29 '23
"So, how big is your...... You know?"
"42 inches!"
"Oh my god! Really!?"
"Yup! It was the biggest sandwich I ever ate."
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u/CyberpunkLover Mar 28 '23
Virgin shield, activate!
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u/very-polite-frog Mar 29 '23
Wrong! We are actually longer when we lie down, because our spine compresses when standing. Fun fact.
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u/tetsu_no_usagi Mar 28 '23
I have a joke I tell to people (works better in person, hopefully this translates).
{holding fingers about 4 inches apart} You guys are jealous because while you've convinced your wife this is 6 inches, I've convinced my wife this is 9.
Felt appropriate to the post... okay, I'll see myself out.
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u/FunAssignment7043 Mar 28 '23 edited Mar 28 '23
All levels of sexual experience are cool. Asking invasive questions about someone's body, less cool.
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u/Sudden-Garage Mar 29 '23
40yo here, been married for 13 years and mostly only ever had long term gfs before that. Is it really uncool to size up a prospect online before committing to a date these days? That seems like solid "goblin mode" dating strategy to me. That being said I get all my popular culture info from Reddit so I have no idea what the kids are doing these days. Am I lame for saying goblin mode? I thought that was a thing now.
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u/Flaccus_ Mar 29 '23
I love that you're saying goblin mode, if I ever heard a 40 y.o. say it irl I'd literally fall dead💀
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u/Paulos1977 Mar 28 '23
I would respond "how tight are you?"
Same question right?
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u/Big_G_667 Mar 29 '23
How would you even gauge that?
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Mar 29 '23
He obviously meant "how tight are you in bed?" smdh
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u/Big_G_667 Mar 29 '23
Oh like is it a twin or will we have room to stretch out.
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u/cold-corn-dog Mar 29 '23
slaps hood this bad boy can fit a whole lot of dick in it
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u/Grey_Duck- Mar 29 '23
Jesus. I hate Reddit comments that make me laugh out loud and then my wife asks what I’m laughing at and can’t explain it without sounding like an idiot. Well done.
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u/ItsOkILoveYouMYbb Mar 29 '23
Like damn how sick are you in bed, yo I'm so tight in bed bro, I can do a 720 true battle royale no cock fakie pump n dump dark pussyslide
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u/AdmittedlyAdick Mar 29 '23
Funny enough, you'd use a gauge.
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u/Soup_69420 Mar 29 '23
I worked at a factory where we had machined steel “go/no-go” rods we stuck in holes.
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u/AdmittedlyAdick Mar 29 '23
gun chambering?
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u/Soup_69420 Mar 29 '23
Nah, certain holes in stampings. I didn't last long as a part fucker but boy did I fuck a lot of parts.
Pretty sure I've got a AK headspace kit hanging around somewhere though. Not sure why, as I don't own an AK... But I got it.
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u/ButtRaidington Mar 29 '23
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u/I_am_Nobody_Special Mar 29 '23
As a woman, ummm... ouch!
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u/SpaceInMyBrain Mar 29 '23
Man: Why can't women estimate sizes accurately?
Woman: Because men keep telling us this is 7 inches. (Holds fingers 5 inches apart.)
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u/Chrisxivturcios Mar 29 '23
I mean how tight is your body when you wake up the next morning maybe? Like my neck is sometimes sore when I sleep on it wrong
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u/o0DrWurm0o Mar 29 '23
That’s a really good question, actually. It seems like pussy metrology is an untapped marketplace. We’d need the involvement of NIST of course to help define the measurement standard. And they would also be responsible for developing or procuring a standard reference pussy. For the commercial metrology market, it would probably be important to offer a service whereby customers can have their in-house reference pussies NIST-calibrated such that they can transfer standards to their own equipment and products. Traceability is obviously key here - you wouldn’t want one company to gain dominant market share just because they artificially inflate their tightness metrics.
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u/Low_Transition_3749 Mar 29 '23
I used to work closely with NIST. Nobody at NIST would be able to participate in the discussion. Half because they'd be paralyzed with embarrassment, and half because they'd be paralyzed with mirth.
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u/runaskald Mar 29 '23
So this would be difficult for a number of reasons. Such as when women are adequately aroused our vaginal canal and the opening expand. Also things like being tired, being at different point in the menstral cycle, and disorders which cause vaginal clamping/tightness are unrelated to the physical "size" of a vagina. Its a bit more complex than penis size as many systems are involved. Obviously there are fluctuations in penis size as well but not quite to the extent that a vagina does. Just an example, some women with well indowed partners can handle it just fine one week but may not be able to the next because their cervix is lower as part of her cycle. This can actually be a couple of inches of space. The parameters of this experiment would be hard to define as would ensuring even and controlled conditions for measurement.
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u/PopInACup Mar 29 '23
Small balloon attached to a tube: Pelvic floor manometry
Actual scientific process. There's also a version for rectal pressure readings.
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u/MaxJulius Mar 29 '23
Use a manual torque wrench on a device that spreads outward. Once constant torque is achieved, measure the distance between the two lips with a good set of calipers.
Calipers https://i.imgur.com/YrX8S7m.jpg
Manual Torque Wrench: https://i.imgur.com/J2LiZCK.jpg
Mechanical Oil Filter Wrench. https://i.imgur.com/ufeYZ8j.jpg
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u/Physical_Client_2118 Mar 29 '23
Inflatable balloon. It must be inserted all the way. After releasing a specific volume of air into it the resulting PSI can be measured. For tighter vaginas the number will be higher.
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u/ItsOkILoveYouMYbb Mar 29 '23
You can't because, assuming she gets enjoyable amounts of wet, it depends on the differences in her "size" vs his "size".
They just have to have sex with each other and find out lol
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u/Gnostromo Mar 29 '23
You hear about the 2 narcissists having sex?
"Pretty tight, huh?"
"No. Just full"
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u/SpaceInMyBrain Mar 29 '23
I would respond "how tight are you?"
Same question right?
Similar question but a very different answer. A baby's head fits through a vagina very tightly. Much smaller items fit tightly at different times.
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u/Starthingies Mar 29 '23
I always wonder about this who’s really the big/small one? I remember one girl I couldn’t even feel the walls.
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u/Pharmboy_Andy Mar 29 '23
We had a saying to describe this - it's like throwing a sausage down the hallway.
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u/cryptobro42069 Mar 29 '23
Hotdog down a hallway. Always better when it rhymes.
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u/Crunktasticzor Mar 29 '23
Not rhyming but consonance
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u/SokoJojo Mar 29 '23
Girls do not like big penises, this is a fake text message thing.
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u/runaskald Mar 29 '23
This is a generalization... some women absolutely like big penises some do not. Most women report being satisfied with 4.5 to 6 inches. Some women like larger, some even like smaller. And some women have been lied to about measurements enough that they think they like larger penises than they do. There is some societal pressure to like larger penises as well. And societal views play a huge roll in attraction. This could be fake, or it could just be a girl who likes a big dick. When it comes to sex generalizing in an exclusionary way (girls (implying all girls) do not like big penises) can lead to lots of shame surrounding sexual preferences or appearance. Just looking out for the guys who are packing and the girls who enjoy it. Whatever your genitalia situation, there is someone out there who is into it.
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u/jemidiah Mar 29 '23
Blowing a big penis, particularly a thick one, is uncomfortable. Straight people so often seem to act like PIV is the only sort of sex that matters, which has always been odd to be. Blowing a nice medium thickness, longish shaft is really lovely IMO. Yet another reason bigger isn't always better.
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u/Maximum-Awareness-53 Mar 29 '23
It's kind of similar to big tits for me. The concept is nice. They create cleavage which makes them look much better in clothes. (I stand by this being a large reason some women get implants) But after the clothes come off I'd prefer something smaller and natural. Every time I can't help but think to myself those large tits are likely going to be sagging to your belly button by the time you're 45.
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u/incriminating_words Mar 29 '23
To be more clear — liking big penises, and being able to comfortably do any more than stare at it cross-eyed, are two different things.
Monsters are still fun to play with, but the “do I want to nearly die tonight?” part gets old after a while. Sometimes I really envy those reptile species that can just totally unhinge their jaw.
So yeah, “the spirit is willing, but the flesh does not want to present at the ER with an embarrassing tear”.
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u/Background_Newt3594 Mar 29 '23
Haha, yeah, he's the same whether horizontal or vertical! I love that answer.
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u/serene_brutality Mar 29 '23
Really depends on how long you’re there. Rumor has it after a good nights sleep you’re just a little bit taller as your spine decompresses.
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u/HouseKilgannon Mar 29 '23
It's more gravity pulling down on your body making all that happen. You do "grow" a bit taller during sleep as your body "flattens" out a bit, then throughout the day the opposite happens. Can't remember if it was a teacher or an Uncle John's Bathroom Reader that taught me this
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u/Gaping_Grandpa Mar 29 '23
Five inches but it's thick
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u/Sporkfoot Mar 29 '23
A fellow 30rocker, I dig it
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u/Gaping_Grandpa Mar 29 '23
Werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary
Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves!
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u/groyosnolo Mar 28 '23 edited Mar 30 '23
Imagine answering, then she ghosts you or says its too small.
Not even worth taking on that baggage, boys. just unmatch.
girls are often pretty clueless about male anatomy anyway. "girl inches" are definitely a thing.
my ex used to complain that it hurt when i went all the way in. but for some reason, she thought i could only get half of my full length in. I told her, depending on the position I can utilize basically 100% but when I put the whole thing in, you complain.
Surprisingly, a lot of girls dont even know what circumsized vs. uncircumsized penises are. to be fair, certain places/populations have mostly one or the other but there was a poll where a majority of women said they preffered uncircumsized penises then when they had the difference explained to them an even larger majority said they preffered circumsized.
Dont worry about women's preconceived notions. they're often times about as well informed as you'd expect a pre teen boy's preconceived notions about women's bodys to be. Save your mental health, fellas.
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u/vent_man Mar 29 '23
Imagine answering, then she ghosts you or says its too small.
This is literally the most common outcome when you're actually small. And people wonder why guys get a complex about it lmao. Most shameful thing you can imagine.
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u/Aviziel Mar 29 '23
100%. There is never a "good" or "better" way to bring that up as a man, and there's so much body and penis shaming thrown around by nearly everyone, it's so normalized it's sickening.
Be better, y'all.
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u/SARCASTIC_JOKE Mar 29 '23
It’s fair if she wants a specific experience. Just put it in the fucking bio then
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u/insteadofchurch Mar 29 '23
(Now imagine this... you're a woman and you have small breasts. At least men can hide size in their pants and share that with who they choose. Women get shamed for it publicly from a young age.)
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Mar 29 '23 edited Mar 29 '23
And to counter this I would say that while I've heard "small tits" comments I've only rarely heard someone make a joke or comment like that around someone with small tits in day-to-day life because that would be an obvious faux pas and make them look like a sack of shit. Meanwhile small dick comments and jokes are much more common and pervasive in day-to-day with both men and women. On top of that, as penis size is an unseen and unknown thing until the information is willingly volunteered, all men who aren't just below average but also many men who are average feel as though they are being persecuted in day to day conversation (due to perceptions about what size dick is acceptable or even desirable for women, coming from both men and women, but most hurtfully from women), face-to-face, yet can't say anything about it.
There is also a whole social movement to stop treating women poorly or as if they have less value for having physical characteristics that are outside or inside of their control. For men there exists no such social movement outside of basic human decency and respect, but you can hardly call that common when it comes to things like height and penis size. It hurts when the world wants to beat you down, but sometimes it hurts even worse when the world wants to beat you down but on top of that you feel like there's no one there to help you or cheer you on in that fruitless fight.
How often do you meet a 5'3 guy with genuinely high self-esteem who's as sure of himself as the guy who looks just like him but is 5'10? Or a man with a 3 inch dick with genuinely high self-esteem? I can say that guys like that, in my experience as a shorter guy, are not very common at all...
There's real social issues that men face and those deserve to be given attention and looked at as well. If my bullshit comment isn't enough you can supplement it yourself with reading some of the studies that have been done regarding the risk of suicide with shorter men or men with small penises, along with other less-unpleasant correlations that have been found (such as advancement in the workplace). I have a short attention span and would like to spend my time paying attention to things that don't make me sad or upset me so I will now be making my exit without providing any citations.
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u/vent_man Mar 29 '23
I wish I couldn't hide it. I wish everyone knew so it wasn't some secret shame I had to carry forever and never mention it. My best friends and my family get to crack jokes and shame me to my face because they don't know they're talking about me, and I just have to laugh along. Also, while you'll get the occasional asshole who is just trying to insult people, most men just like boobs no matter what, regardless of the size. That couldn't be less true when it comes to dick size. A small dick is universally hated and considered objectively worse.
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u/groyosnolo Mar 29 '23 edited Mar 30 '23
I like small breasts. I dated a girl who was totally flat and didnt mind. her body was really nice. it wasnt something i had to put up with/ settle with. I genuinely really liked her body.
i feel like for guys variety is above all. if i marry a woman with large breats ill feel like i want some small ones once in a while and vice versa. one is not better than the other. So I can appreciate what I have even if the grass occasionally seems greener elsewhere.
ive never seen a woman who has vocalized a preference for small penises.
for women it seems like its the bigger the better. but for men breast size really doesnt matter to a lot of us. sure there are some guys who gotta have big ones. but I have only ever been with girls with small boobs and cant complain.
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u/groyosnolo Mar 29 '23
I dont think many people do wonder tbh. I dont think male body dysmorphia is really on peoples minds. For multiple reasons probably but not least of all because I think its really being exacerbated by media/social media and modern life styles to the point that its suddenly become a much bigger issue than it ever has been in the past, not that its a new thing.
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u/Ocularias Mar 29 '23
What is this comment even trying to insinuate? I cannot figure out what you are trying to imply here.
I dont think male body dysmorphia is really on peoples minds.
because I think its really being exacerbated by media/social media and modern life styles to the point that its suddenly become a much bigger issue than it ever has been in the past
These two statements directly contradict each other, was this written by an AI?
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u/groyosnolo Mar 29 '23 edited Mar 29 '23
I was trying to get across that I dont think people really think of male body dysmorphia as a problem.
Even the men who experience it. if they understood it, they wouldn't be as affected by it. by definition, people with dysmorphias have a hard time recognizing that they have a dysmorphia. They think there is something actually wrong with them or abnormal about them. young men who have grown up in this media environment and lack real-world experience, especially may really think there is something wrong with them when there totally isnt and get really in their own head about it and have totally skewed perceptions of whats normal.
Why the hostility? why not just ask for clarification? Nice reddit moment.
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u/HolycommentMattman Mar 29 '23
Reminds me of an old joke: Why do women make terrible engineers? Because they've been told [--this much--] is six inches their whole lives.
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u/Some_Random_Android Mar 29 '23
If virginity is cool, I've been cool for thirty-three years.
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u/zavatone Mar 29 '23
"pure"
Even Ivory soap is only 99 and 44/100ths pure. What about that .56%, Ivory!
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u/Aelita-_- Mar 29 '23
Wtf is that title? Remain pure? I don't have anything against people that didn't have sexual encounters but it's not that they are more or less pure. The idea that having those experiences makes you less pure is sick and perverted.
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u/Justsomefireguy Mar 29 '23
It's cool until you find out she is actually a Satanist and looking for a sacrifice.
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u/Mephil_ Mar 29 '23
Plot twist, that is OP's penis size. If she had asked how tall he was he'd say 4'6
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u/DieHardAmerican95 Mar 29 '23
“I mean HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK?”
“Oh, sorry. Do you mean top to bottom, or sideways?”
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u/MobyDuc38 Mar 29 '23
Objective measurements are fascist.
I prefer subjective terms.
Like Thick. And Veiny.
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u/eendomaa Mar 29 '23
It's cool until you find out she is actually a Satanist and looking for a sacrifice.
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u/reshemob1 Mar 28 '23
Sweet summer child
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u/jdshillingerdeux Mar 29 '23
Sweet summer child
Whenever I read these words in a thread over and over again I always superimpose myself as Ser Gregor Clegane in the scene where he's driving his fat thumbs into Pedro Pascal's pithy eyeballs.
No particular reason. It just makes me feel better.
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u/Samuelwow23 Mar 29 '23
Great scene, Pedro also said shooting that scene led to the best sleep of his life.
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u/penpapercats Mar 28 '23
He answered according to the literal words she said. After he didn't get what she meant by "how big are you" she should have clarified "I'm talking about the size of your dick" instead of continuing with euphemism.
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u/eat_like_snake Mar 28 '23
Or he was intentionally deflecting because he didn't want to divulge that info / didn't want to sleep with her prying ass.
I would totally do something like this towards someone who was being fucking gross. Before telling them off and blocking them if they didn't take the hint, anyway.
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u/Ingenrollsroyce Mar 28 '23
The explanation nobody asked for
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u/HowFunkyIsYourChiken Mar 28 '23
I could be wrong, but it this was jeopardy and the answer was “I’m 6’4”” then the question would be “How tall are you?”!
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u/M_Peterkova Mar 28 '23
i dont understand why youre getting downvoted, youre right and this too was my first thoughts
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u/cyber_billy45899 Mar 29 '23
She's too stupid to just ask him his dick size and instead asks him how big he is in bed, like that makes it sound like a better question. And he's too dense to understand what she actually meant. Both probably have an IQ of around 50.
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